Category: Music


SMS me your TLC get my URL from an FTP use your GSM and DVD if you have the time RSI my ears with MTV fill CD-R’s with your MP3 high BPM or RNB shorten to the sublime turn on CNN from the USA see new POV on JFK was it the KKK or CIA? it’s easy not to see… Read more →

The Undercover Pickle Bean

a day in the life of quadruple-o-six   the undercover pickle bean arrived at the scene of a heinous crime   in his customary suit of green the officer in charge had the fairy bread impounded   he turned to bean with a frown “that conniving fly has been at it again,   you can see some of the freckles… Read more →

A Mortal Hymn

she’s a haunted girl but haunted in a way that makes her feel at home walks a trodden path, worn with care and age she’s got a ghost beside her – spirit of the world she’s got the ghost around her like the shell surrounds a pearl the vaunted walls are vaunted in a way that makes her feel at… Read more →


She used to be a school girl Worked her butt off and did pretty darn well Doesn’t know the meaning of “slacking off” But when she parties – she’s bound to get quite sloshed She’s a hockey playing girl Quite short – maybe you’ve noticed Finds it tough to change light bulbs and things But it doesn’t stop her kicking… Read more →


hindsight shows to me the most sobering scene when you still can’t work it out … the pain come self-esteem and now you’ve lost it all – escaped what you’re looking for to fill the void will not be found by looking down at the footsteps that you’ve made small comfort says to me “it’s really not your fault” terror… Read more →

Recherch√©’s Lies

A long, long time ago Dave can still remember how that music used to make him smile And he knew he’d get his chance to do another funky dance But maybe he’d be arthritic in a while McElvenny made me shiver with every sentence he’d deliver Shane drunk on the doorstep, he couldn’t take one more step He can’t remember… Read more →

Lament of the Garden Gnome

Sometimes I want it all to end The gloves are off I’ve had enough The dog’s my only friend… But he’s no good ’cause he pisses on my head Forever fear the moment that he raises his hind leg And lets fly with that acrid smelling stench his bladder vents One more unwanted shower and the dirty bugger’s dead I… Read more →

Steel Poppy

Forced in-two twisted land Try to break, slide from what’s the common strain They find it new ignore the talent, beauty, art Can not recognise what’s not seen, heard of to compare They will not can’t cut you down No matter how hard Don’t let them cut you down Child of dew, needless shame Will not show her hand, inside… Read more →

Baked Beans

I’ve been so lonesome baby, since you left me behind Was it something I said or, maybe, was I unkind? Why did you decide to go away? We’ve had our differences but I wish you would stay Baked beans can leave you smelling Something less than divine You or beans was the ultimatum but I choose baked beans – baked… Read more →