Baked Beans

I've been so lonesome baby, since you left me behind
Was it something I said or, maybe, was I unkind?
 
Why did you decide to go away?
We've had our differences but I wish you would stay
 
Baked beans can leave you smelling
Something less than divine
You or beans was the ultimatum but
I choose baked beans - baked beans every ...
 
Time seems to go so slowly when you're not around
You know I'm lost without you - can opener still not found
 
Time drifts and the world seems hazy, need to turn on a fan
The part of me you took I've realised was my last family-sized can
 
Baked beans can leave you smelling
Something less than sublime
You or beans was the ultimatum but
I choose baked beans - baked beans over ...
 
You knew when we first started, what my culinary taste required
You got a shock when I first farted, there was much more left inside
 

words & music:
D. Allen-Williams '98
(DADGBE)