Evil Leprechaun
Nothing left in my pot of gold
I'm not inclined to mischievous antics
Unusual for my race I'm six feet tall
I'm Elvis, the evil leprechaun
Practical jokes are all well and good
But not satisfying to my mind
Torture, pain, and alcohol
To those I'm more inclined
When you're only sated
By evil deeds
You'll understand the way I feel
Look in your side and find I'm the thorn
An evil leprechaun
I'm richer more in pot than gold
Enough of the Blarney (bloimey!)
Get going with your wishes and make them fast
F%@$ up and I will burn your ass
Spent all my gold on women and whisky
Guinness sure was nice
Wishes and good luck?
Wrong end of the rainbow, pal
There's only Bush on ice