It’s very nice of you to drop in unexpectedly
You should’ve called, my hair’s a mess and the house isn’t nearly clean
I’ll see you, let me see you
I’ll see you to the door
Can’t say I’m disappointed, sense of relief now that you’ve gone
Can’t say that I enjoyed it, I’m happy now you’ve gone
Yes I realise the kitchen’s dirty, I’ll get onto it
Yes I’m eating well – my weight? I’ve only lost a bit
This facade of politeness is not easy to maintain
I wear that sickly smile, inside you only cause me pain
I’ll see you, let me see you
I’ll see you to the door (x2 … out the door)
Can’t help how I feel, but you’re such a bore
Hurts to have to kneel to you, cuts right to the core
Why can’t you take these hints I’m dropping
Why don’t we make this a permanent goodbye
It’s very tiresome of you noticing I haven’t vacuumed yet
I’d offer you a drink but the water is paid for in the rent
I’ll see you, let me see you
I’ll nail you to the floor
Can’t say I’m disappointed, sense of relief now that you’ve gone
Can’t say that I enjoyed it, I’m happy now you’ve gone
words & music:
D. Allen-Williams 1995
(EADGBE)