I remember clearly when I was a young lad
Something led me to believe I was a bit different
Kid walked up to me with a casual greeting
Tripped up on my hair, recommended his barber
They call me Mister Hairy Man
It’s obvious why I can understand
They call me Mister Hairy Man
The walking carpet man
They often use my hairy legs to soak up oil spills
Exxon Valdez, hey that one was me
I’m sometimes called for fake documentaries
Gorillas in the Mist – I was the whole cast
But I wouldn’t have it any other way
It’s nice and warm don’t care what people say
Imposing visage of a big teddy bear
Yeah, I’ve got lots of hair
Now it doesn’t matter, making lots of money
I’m able to support three carpet factories
Produce only the best woolen Berber
Stain and heat resistant – there’s nothing softer
words & music:
D. Allen-Williams 1997
(DADGBE)